The train has left the stationIt has been a slow startThunderbolts and lightningX Trail takes dodgy dirt roads in its strideMore thunderbolts and lightning, only much colderWorld's Bravest Octogenarian Confronts Drug Crazed HoonsWhat I have learnt #1A Day at the RacesSmall accident at Grong Grong, not many injuredYou've got to kiss an angel good morningTiger Woods plays Stevie Wonder at golfRamble, Ramble, RambleLife Is PeachyDunedooing the Warrembungles and GunnedahFields of GoldWater falling over cliffsThink I see kangaroo up aheadNow where was I?Into the depths of VictoriaWandering aimlessly around AustraliaBig things in AustraliaGone Fishin, back TuesdayOn the Road AgainWidow Makers and Stranded Beach DepositsTri- Tri-anti-wonti Triantiwontigongolope

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